Mop & Glo
having s-x with the cleaning lady at the office and then making her stick around to clean it up.
brian had been staying late at the office a few days a week. most people thought he was putting in extra hours, but it turns out he’s been pulling a mop & glo on ira, the hot new cleaning girl.
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