mop job
1. n. a bl-w j-b.
2. n. the first word of the phrase, “mop” is an acronym, literally standing for “mouth on p-n-s.” thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one’s mouth on another’s p-n-s, allowing for situations other then bl-wj-b’s exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another’s p-n-s.
3. n. a job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. “dude! this chick bit my p-n-s while giving me a mop job the other day! now i have a sweet scar!”
2. “timmy! give me a mop job quick! this king cobra just poisoned my pud!”
3. “i hate being a janitor. all i do is give mop jobs all day.”
a bl-w j-b, simply put.
“i could really use a mop job on the ol’ p-ss pump”
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