Mop top allstar


a mop top allstar is a woman who is extremely good at giving bl-w j-bs, and has been elevated to the allstar roster.
dan – “d-mn, that girl is so busted! what were you thinking?”

tom – “i know i know….but she’s a mop top allstar dude!”

dan – “oh…well that makes a whole lot more sense now.”

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