Mopdive


a mopdive is when a guy has a lot of p-b-s and is rather overgrown and named so as well… sometimes with a lot of hair.. a c-ck can look like a mop!

guys complain that girls don’t do this sometimes and if a girl does it for a guy then a guy should do it for a girl! just manners.
i dont wana be down on someone and get p-b-s in my teeth! i aint into flossing just like guys aint!

get it sorted boys!! lol
omg he was minging! it was like totally mopdiving.

he was a mopdive.

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