Moped
a person of the opposite s-x who is not attractive, but you would have s-x with.
she’s a moped: she’d be fun to ride, but i wouldn’t want any of my friends seeing me on her.
-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good f-ck.
the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.
“dude that girl is such a moped, i’d f-ck her, but no one can know.”
coolest from of transportation. ever
hey ladies! i have room for one more here on my moped.
an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want to be seen on… just like a moped
went for a ride on the ol’ moped after we left the club last night
a potential s-xual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to hear about it.
that girl’s body is a 9 but her face is a 2 – she’s a moped.
referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. he may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his d-ck. origin: “why’s a fat girl like a moped? they’re a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.”
“i think mike has been riding a moped.”
“she has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she’s still a moped”
a little bike.
i’m fin ride my moped to work.
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