Mopping the Deck


a technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones t-st-cl-s. the t-st-cl-s are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. optimally done when victim is extremely p-ssed the f-ck out.
at the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot p-ssed out on the floor. bad move. he eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished mopping the deck on him.

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