Mopportunist
a custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been -ssigned to said technician.
high school kid: “did you see that mopportunist hop to it when jackie spilled her slushie before last period?”
high school kid’s friend: “he dropped that plunger quicker than you can say ‘forget unclogging toilets!'”
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