Mopportunity
adj; a dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.
“i heard you took that custodial job on campus.”
“yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity.”
when a s-xist man yells at his wife for missing an opportunity to clean the house.
that was a missed mopportunity, jane! i bring home the bacon, and you clean! eveything has it’s place!
the optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
from the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
‘aww f-ck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor’
‘that’s no accident, it’s a mopportunity!’
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