MoPro
short for mobile professional. mobile professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their home office.
mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated t-tles like “emerging technology strategist.”
my boss is a mopro so i spend most of my time at work browsing mysp-ce.
short for “mormon prom”;
mormon prom was created so mormon teens could go to a prom that they would actually enjoy.
dude, do you have a date to mopro yet?
short for mobile professional. mobile professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their main office.
mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated t-tles like “emerging technology strategist.”
my boss is a mopro so i spend most of my time browsing mysp-ce.
1.tenth level of school h-ll. in this level students are turned against one another and forced to argue points in politics religion and whatever else the devil running it can think of.
2.short term slang for modern problems
1. i beheld a white horse upon it rode modern problems and all h-ll followed
2. you go to mopro? i pity you man…
short for mobile professional. mobile professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their home office.
mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated t-tles like “emerging technology strategist.”
my boss is a mopro so i spend most of my time at work browsing mysp-ce.
short for mobile professional. mobile professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their home office.
mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated t-tles like “emerging technology strategist.”
my boss is a mopro so i spend most of my time at work browsing mysp-ce.
short for mobile professional. mobile professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their home office.
mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated t-tles like “emerging technology strategist.”
my boss is a mopro so i spend most of my time at work browsing mysp-ce.
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