Morale Police


the morale police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amus-m-nt, smiling and entertainment to the working m-sses. with their slogan of “morale, together we’ll crack it!” they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.
johnny:- “wow jimmy, i can’t beleive there’s no flying! maybe they’ll send us home early!”
jimmy:- “i do hope so johnny, that would make me most happy!”
morale police:- “you two, go and do this pointless task that i’ve thought up just to keep you at work longer”

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