morbidly tubby
when a person or animal is morbidly obese (has a bmi of 40 or more and is at a greater risk for illnesses including diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, gastroesophageal reflux disease (gerd), gallstones, osteoarthritis, heart disease, and cancer) but somehow retains a hint of cuteness.
john: linda, your cat is stupid fat; she’s struggling to breathe right now. it’s kind of cute.
linda: yeah, she is morbidly tubby.
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