morbock
a morbock is an individual with an extremely large p-n-s. a morbock p-n-s tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock’s ability to inseminate so many women.
some guy nailed my wife last week, but i understood when i found out he was a morbock. who can blame the lucky woman!
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