morecambe


lancashire seaside town, totally devoid of all features usually -ssociated with seaside towns, such as amus-m-nt arcades, little shops selling tat, chip shops, hotels, beaches and, er, tourists. apart from the occasional m-ss-drowning, nothing ever happens here.
person 1: shall we go to morecambe?
person 2: no, shall we stay here and eat our own feet instead?
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“lets to to morecambe its miles better than bradford”
morecambe,england is basically the cr-ppiest town in england and believe me,england is full of them….(apart from maybe lancaster…) its near lancaster (doubling my misery) and basically its full of bed and breakfasts that the government use to house scoungers.theres no components of a regular sea side town,and everything it had going for it closed down yonks ago.
me- -pleads- never go to morecambe!
where war veterans go to retire/hide. big masonic community.
don’t go to morecambe without a gun.

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