Morelli
a drunk
the act of dating, marrying, or otherwise engaging in a relationship with someone that is drastically less attractive than yourself, often to the bewilderment of friends, family, or colleagues.
any woman marrying flava flav would be pulling a serious morelli.
v.; to get into a school because a family member works at the school.
morellied
she got into yale?
ya, i heard she morellied her way in.
the last name of a twenty something year old guy in norwalk ct who is known for having a small p-n-s.
the act of having a small p-n-s
i got to get out of this water before i get a morelli!!
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