Moreno Valley


noun-
1. a ghetto city, also known as moval located next to an air force base that emits jet fuel into the air and thus has an adverse effect on the population. this city is a famous spot for illegals, s-x offenders, convicted felons, and just about anybody who is a total screw-up. the only nice area of this festering diseased city is located in the northern part of the city, known as “sunnymead ranch.” however, since the recent recession, gangs of ghetto sc-mbags have begun to ban together like rats and afford some of the few halfway decent homes in the city.

2. the welfare and “baby momma drama” capitol of the united states.

3. the most densely populated area in the u.s. for std’s, mainly herpes, and people who rip off the welfare system by committing fraud and having as many children as possible without the means to pay for them.

4. home of one of the worst public school systems and highest teen pregnancy rates in the u.s.
guy1: man, i just drove through 2 dui checkpoints in moreno valley alone!

guy2: hey man, thats just moval for ya!
an over-populated town/city that mooches off every other county in its region. if any insults are directed towards southern california, moreno valley is literally the scapegoat. i always have to describe it as “a little more past riverside.”

day street is probably the only good place in moreno valley, but technically, day street is part of riverside (city).

that are actually half-million dollar homes here, but of course, n-body can afford them. the only people who buy them are buying them as secondary property.
moreno valley isn’t even on the map. it really isn’t.

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