Morex
a s-x toy for males with extremely small genitalia.
this toy is specially adapted to fit a p-n-s which is tiny in size.
the plural of morex is morex.
“your n-b is so small, you need a morex mate!”
“does this shop stock morex pal?”
“that’s gonna be far too big love, i am gonna need a morex for that kind of action”
“i can’t believe it, i’ve jammed my maggot c-ck in this morex”
“don’t suck that morex up with that hoover love, it’s my special toy”
“oh yes maam, i do partake in the glorious world of s-x toys, a morex is the item of my choice”
“big dave, you coming morexing tonight?”
a schrunchy sack
jeff alvillas have a morex
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