Morgan Freeman
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awesome. only his hair ages. he played g-d twice. in fact, he is g-d.
holly: kim, what will i do? i can’t stand up!
-morgan freeman shows up-
morgan: yes you can.
-holly stands up-
holly: are you g-d?
-morgan freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears-.
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morgan freeman is g-d, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. he and his son denzel washington (aka jesus christ) wonder hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
morgan freeman is g-d
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g-d.
oh thank morgan freeman!
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black jesus
i wish i could be more like morgan freeman.
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1. morgan freeman: american actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, robin hood, batman, etc..)
2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. regarded as a humble sage or mystic.
a: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies
b: morgan freeman?
a: yeah- you’re my morgan freeman
“im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then morgan freeman at the moment”
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an actor who often plays the role of “the wise black man”.
he is the secret ident-ty of god.
other religions refer to him as allah or buddha.
people found out about this because he played god in “bruce almighty”.
morgan freeman is god! pray to morgan freeman!
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g-d; my n-gg-; a s-x toy for your ears; chuck norris for people above 12 years old
what’s the difference between g-d and morgan freeman?
-absolutely nothing
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