when someone’s spiritual beliefs have been shaped by morgan freeman’s portrayal of g*d as a really nice guy in a white suit.
refer to movies such as bruce almighty, evan almighty, etc. whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he’s more like loki in the avengers.
oh, that happy clappy chick’s got a severe dose of morganized religion.
- lego love
lego love- that person that will always tug your heart strings because they are that person that you tangle with perfectly; that when you smash your bodies together, embrace kindly, simply hold hands, hug, share dreams sweetly, you fit together in a manner in which certain legos fit together. that person that is your building […]
- fat basterd
a guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd my dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat *ss good for nothing fat basterd
- number two-ing
using a frozen t*rd as a d*ld* on your partner. (or yourself) i met this girl, she’s into number two-ing, think she’s a keeper
a name for a person who is mean and has toenail fungus. wow, tom is such a lancy