Morked
(1) to be verbally or emotionally traumatized–either professionally or personally–by your boss.
(2) to be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you’re speaking to your boss.
(3) occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room–only to find out that you’re being -ssigned some trivial task, as in, ‘jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffffff! put this over there.’
n.b. sometimes used alongside references to stockholm syndrome
“dude, how long do i have to be at this company before i stop getting morked?”
“can you believe i got morked on a friday afternoon?”
“my boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. totally morked.”
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