mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the “family” demographic(also m.a.v.)
“tactical advantages aside, the m.a.v. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the church of latter day saints military industrial complex. also great for family trips…to heathen lands.”
any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

the mormon -ssault vehicle of choice is the chevy suburban, but don’t count out explorers, expeditions, grand caravans and 16 p-ssenger econoline vans.
yo, did you see that? that mormon -ssault vehicle almost cracked us!

pay attention b-tch!
commonly called a mav.
mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
a tipical mav is a hummer, ford excursion, ford explorer, ford-, nissan t-tan, suburban, denali. any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a suv)
usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
to spot a mav, simple look at the driver. is she a woman? is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? does she have those f-cking half see-through shiny silver gl-sses? is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a mav.

a mav may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip–ss mom:
rims
spinners
tinted windows
spoilers
after market xenon lights

note: 99% of the time trucks are not mav’s, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. crew cabs are an exception!
these d-mn women driving their mavs, get off your f-cking cell phone so you dont f-cking hit me!

d-mn, check out the milf in the mav!
a large van or suv used to haul many people – usually children. frequently 15 p-ssenger vans these “tanks” are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc… and then to home all in one day. some times mistaken for polyg (said pol lig) rigs commonly -ssociated with “fundamentalist mormons” who have no -ssociation to the church of jesus christ of latter day saints.
son: look at that huge van mommy is that a mormon -ssault vehicle?

mom: no dear thats just a soccer mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.

son: but why are mormon -ssault vehicles ok – don’t they ruin the environment too?

mom: because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. they breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. now finish up your mickey d’s and lets hop in our rice burner to get to wally’s world.