Mormon Crisis


the self realization that the rest of the world is having fun without you and your mormon lifestyle. typically a late 20’s or early 30’s something male who has never had a drink of alcohol or had s-x with anybody other than his wife of 10 years. the male will rebel with his apostate and non-religious friends to equal a freshman in college, only 10-15 years older than the norm. many males suffering a mormon crisis and leave the church because they are happier and feel the church has been holding them back from happiness.
troy and nathan are suffering a mormon crisis down at the local bar, they are out of control being that this is the first drink they’ve ever had and they are both 32 years old.

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