mormon crotch


having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant….mormon crotch.
pete had a case of the mormon crotch after he -j-c-l-t-d in his pants while dreaming about my mother.

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