mormon fries
when a person of mormon faith is taking a sh-t, and the sh-t pieces fall in a manner that makes this person believe their feces is the one true prophet, heir to brigham young and joseph smith, leader of men and receiver of revelation. the mormon then takes the sh-t pieces from the toilet and studies them in a special baseball cap made of yak p-b-s, and quotes the text from the sh-t pieces to another who writes them down on legal note pads. the sh-t pieces are then named, and saved in sweet pickle jars under the bed.
the other day i took a sh-t, and found the lost books of moroni!
for reals?
h-ll yes, for reals! and you know what else?
what?
g-dd-mn if my sh-t didn’t tell me i’m joseph’s third cousin on his fourth wife’s side?
yo! you had some mormon fries!
tell me about it! and i’m a catholic!
sum-b-tch!
d-mn!
yep, yep!
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