Mormon Joint


the act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of the book of mormon. usually consists of a large amount of weed.
bob: whoa, i got so high last night. i didn’t have any rolling paper so i rolled a fatty mormon joint. i got so high, i thought i was dying. i think the g-d of mormon was punishing me.

ted: the “g-d of mormon”?

bob: yeah, you know. joseph smith.

ted: you’re an idiot.

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