mormon mafia
the reason why all mormons are so rich. a group of mormons whose main mission field is the south; they were sent by the church to run a mafia where they become rich so that people will see their wealth and want to convert to mormonism.
innocent bystander: “have you seen this rich guy buying everything up lately?”
person: “yeah i’ve never seen him before, is he new?”
innocent bystander: “yeah he is in the mormon mafia, that’s where he gets the money!”
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