Mormon Molly
a girl of the latter day saints faith between the age of 19 and 21. generally, these girls are extremely attractive because their men dominate this religion and therefore have more authority to tell their women what to do– like lose some f-cking weight. also, women of the lds faith worry a whole lot about marriage, so they take extra care to make sure that somebody (a mormon guy) will want them physically. since polygamy used to be allowed, the guys would only f-ck the pretty b-tches and tell the others that they had to cook and clean. this made the women genetically prettier.
since the mormon dudes are on their mission for 2 years, and these girls are in their s-xual prime, they are really f-cking h-rny for a dude their age to come around and give them a poke.
often, though, mormon molly’s will only do -n-l, for fear that they will pop their hymen making everybody know that she f-cked a non-mormon dude.
these women were all once mormon mollys: ann romney, katherine heigl, kelly packard, juliane hough
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