Mormon Pong
the same thing as beer pong, except you use water instead of beer. perfect for when you are poor and can’t buy any beer, just ran out of beer, or are a mormon and can’t drink.
-hey man, go to the fridge and get some more beer for beer pong.
(goes to fridge)
-bro, we are out of beer.
– you did not just say “out of beer” to me.
– sorry dude, guess we will have to play mormon pong.
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