mormon porn
doesn’t really exist.
i want to watch some mormon p-rn!
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the “happily-ever-after” wedding scenes in disney movies.
my kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon p-rn in beauty and the beast for the 57th time
the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear p-rnographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.
dude, we’ve made this image of becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon p-rn photoshopping.
a way of byp-ssing religious rules by adding circular bubbles on images of girls in bikinis. this will make them look naked.
see also nude bubbling
can you bubble this image so i have some fresh mormon p-rn to watch?
-verb
the act of placing “bubbles” over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. this kind of p-rn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.
i saw some summer pictures of you on facebook and i decided to mormonp-rn them, and if i am filling in the blanks properly, you look fantastic naked.
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