Mormon Pranking
the act of pulling pranks using clever items such as toilet seats, toilet paper, sonic toys, window paint, and tampons/pads paired with witty puns to convey a certain feeling towards a certain surprised victim. only friendly, unless anonymous.
mormon pranking:
back for the summer: toilet seat & candy canes… “we’re so glad you “cane” back, you’re the life of the “potty””
after bad break-up/hook-up: styrofoam fish and a plastic diver… “don’t worry there’s plenty of other fish in the sea to p-ss along your strep throat to.”
ex-boyfriend: small tighty whities… “you left these at my house, thought you’d want them back. love, snooki.”
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