Mormon Roll


like a rick roll except even more annoying. this is when the youtube channel “mormon” posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. this goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of “i like this, i like that, i like… etc” and ends with the most annoying statement: “i’m and i’m a mormon.” whoopty doo, who gives a sh-t? you just discredited the entire video. so what? your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about mormonism? no one cares.
mormon roll – roch-lle tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with down and all this other heart-warming stuff…

– “i’m roch-lle, i’m a redhead, i’m a texan, i’m a wife, i’m a mom, and -pause..wait for it..- i’m a mormon!”

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