mormon stall
1. the time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.
2. a great excuse for being late.
boss: “john why are you late for work?”
john: “sorry boss, i had a mormon stall.”
boss: “f-ck man i’m sorry, i hate when that sh-t happens!”
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