mormon standard time


strict schedule adhered to by mormons due to their plentiful supply of children
dallin rises at 6, plays with the kids, works out at 8, has brunch at 1030, dinner at 530, puts the kids to bed at 7, and sleeps at 9. no way he’s coming out tonight. he’s on that mormon standard time bro.

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