Mormon Stuff


a term describing mormon events, church duties, religious practices, reading material, generally anything involving the mormon religion or culture.

usually used by a mormon to a non-mormon who doesn’t want further inquire further in his doings or whereabouts, because the non-mormon won’t agree, or understand anyway.

used by mormons to get out of something, and scapegoating it on their church.

used my non-mormons to describe the behavior of a mormon, or to ridicule a non-mormon for exemplar behavior.
non-mormon: want to hang out this sunday?
mormon: nah dude, i have mormon stuff to do.

non-mormon: what are you reading?
mormon: mormon stuff

non-mormon: want to go to the bar with me tonight?
mormon: i’ll p-ss. i have mormon stuff to do.

non-mormon 1: let’s go to the strip club.
non-mormon 2: nah, i have mormon stuff to do.

sherie to a girlfriend: jim didn’t want to go for a late night skinny dip at the lake, he had better mormon stuff to do.

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