mormon underwear
magic white full body underwear used to ward off evil in all forms. though failure rates are never discussed, all mormons will have a story about someone who was miraculously unharmed during a disaster, but primarily the areas protected by the underwear.
mormon underwear must always be worn under clothes, at almost all times. if you are not already a mormon, you are not allowed to purchase it.
all mormon underwear carry only 2 symbols, which are directly attributed to the free mason’s as that was a group joseph smith was -ssociated with prior to starting this religion.
aka, garments, magic underwear
there was a guy who was fixing a boiler in the temple when it exploded. everything covered by the mormon underwear was saved.
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