Morning Balls
the unconscious yet daring decisions you make in the morning to dress unusually from how you normally would, which ultimately ends in you looking like you’re trying to change your persona.
ex: “basti, wtf are you wearing today?” “idk man, i had a serious case of morning b-lls”
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