morning ballsack-scratch
first action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. the action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
this morning i had the most annoying itch at my scr-t-m, actually it woke me up!, so i had my morning b-llsack-scratch to help myself.
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