Morning Bognor
a morning bognor is a c-cktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:
it consists of the following:
– jagermeister
– vodka
– vanilla ice cream
– tabasco sauce
– red bull.
can also be enjoyed as an evening c-cktail but is then known as a bognor regis.
must always be served with a small umbrella.
i believe i will enjoy a morning bognor with this mornings cereal.
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