morning breakfast
a hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.
“good morning honey, what’s for break-oh the h-ll’s that smell?”
“hold on honey! -brrrp- umph! -frapapapapapa- ahhh. here you go sweetie, morning breakfast”
“oh what the bolshevik!”
while having s-x, c-m into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. then make them vomit. the sh-t that comes out should look like porrige. if not, you havent done it right.
well…all the others are totally stupid!
i fixed your sister a morning breakfast. it sure was funny
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