morning brew


a mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. if there was s-xual intercourse or any other similar actions, c-m and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.
nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.
the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling…
it’s 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing p-ssing, that was surely my morning brew…

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