morning bullet
the female equivalent of morning wood.
this term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. these erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the cl-toris during rem sleep. this ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the cl-toris and helps keep cl-toral tissue healthy.
luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.
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