Morning horny
this is when a bit before you wake up in the morning, you have a s-xy wet dream. and when you wake up, you have an extreme urge to m-st-rb-t-, and you usually do so. for the rest of the day you tend to have a hyper libido.
“sorry i’m late for school today. i woke up with morning h-rny and missed the bus.”
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