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Morning Jew

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• Fairclothing

  verb : to faircloth the act of a female vomiting during oral s-x, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish. friend 1: “your girlfriend is nasty!” friend 2: “say what you want, she’s a master at fairclothing!”

• SPSD

  smart phone screen deficiency the repeated occurance of accidentally calling or texting someone because the touch screen of your phone can have a mind of its own. {sender} alex: adsjhfaksjfhkaskkdsfsddddaddsjjjjjdsjjgfds {reciever} brooke: what? 🙁 {sender} alex: sorry, spsd

• spunke

  read spoonker nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or s-m-n derived from the english word “sp-nk”. sascha baron cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias brüno. you have my sp-nke all over your face, haha.

• Spunk Target

  defining a girl / guy you think is hot in a derogatry manner “hey dude, check that sp-nk target out! i’d love to give her the hot man fat in her -ss!” “hey man, he’s a total sp-nk target, i’d love to ram my hot pipe in his -ss and download in him!”

• Spy Cat

  individual or ent-ty that spies on others in a devious manner. we were driving through a neighborhood when suddenly i saw an old woman snooping from her window checking out her neighbors’ business. what a spy cat!

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