Morning Justin
the act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
mike: “hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?”
jim: “oh yeah, i gave her the old “morning justin”. shot out of bed like a rocket. works every time!”
mike: “you p-ssed on your woman while she was sleeping? that’s disgusting!”
jim: “yeah, everyone’s telling me that lately.”
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