morning mayo
when you wake up the morning after having unprotected -n-l s-x and find ‘leakage’. morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after -n-l s-x.
person 1 : morning babe, i had fun last night.
person 2 : me too.
person 1 : why is the bed wet?
person 2 : oh, i have morning mayo..
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when you wake up the morning after having unprotected -n-l s-x and find ‘leakage’. morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
person 1 : morning babe, i had fun last night.
person 2 : me too.
person 1 : why is the bed wet?
person 2 : oh, i have morning mayo..
1 0
get the mug
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