Morning Puss


after a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. savage combination when mixed with morning wood unlike other definitions of morning p-ssy bc real ladies keep it clean.
“baby, just bend me over. i have morning puss.”

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