Morning Shit
morning sh-t is a sh-t that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.
it’s a sh-t that really signals the start of your working day… in a good way.
monday morning ritual
1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) sh-t taken
“oh gotta take my morning sh-t…right! ready to start the day”
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