morning stomach
when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it
friend a: “i hate my stomach!”
friend b: “wait it out ’till the morning, you’ll feel much better when you look in the mirror”
friend a: “yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time.”
friend b: “so does everyone, dude, so does everyone.”
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