wakin up with a little sh-t in your boxers.
dude:i had a crazy night last night.
friend:dude did you have a morning suprise?
dude:(whispers) yes. it was the worst.
a r-t-rded -ss b-tch. f-ck off muckworm
- must*rd *ss
when someone sh-ts their pants and doesn’t change them. it sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized. ww1 was fought with guns. ww2 was fought with mustard gas. ww3 will be fought with must-rd -ss.
myrning is the act of c-mm-ng while having your -ss eaten out. “i started myrning the moment she ate my -ss”
- nana ama
a lovely girl whose attractive both inside and outside. very caring,comp-ssionate,funny and strong on the outside. but tend to be very quick tempered at times. very tolerant at times, trustworthy and very brilliant my wife should be nana ama!
that girl in high school who thinks she’s a nerd and automatically places herself above others because of her gl-sses and intellectual friends but in reality is a huge f-ck-ng moron. that c-cky b-tch c-ssie is such a huge nerdabee.she doesn’t even need gl-sses.