wakin up with a little sh*t in your boxers.
dude:i had a crazy night last night.
friend:dude did you have a morning suprise?
dude:(whispers) yes. it was the worst.
a r*t*rded *ss b*tch. f*ck off muckworm
- musturd *ss
when someone sh*ts their pants and doesn’t change them. it sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized. ww1 was fought with guns. ww2 was fought with mustard gas. ww3 will be fought with must*rd *ss.
myrning is the act of c*mm*ng while having your *ss eaten out. “i started myrning the moment she ate my *ss”
- nana ama
a lovely girl whose attractive both inside and outside. very caring,comp*ssionate,funny and strong on the outside. but tend to be very quick tempered at times. very tolerant at times, trustworthy and very brilliant my wife should be nana ama!