Morning Wanker
someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. loves the morning so much that it seems they must “w-nk off” to being awake this early. can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.
john: “hi there, linda! i got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! i’m so excited to start my day!”
linda: “that’s great you morning w-nker.”
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