morning weakness
when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, b-tton your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.
jim: “wanna go lift today?”
john: “sure, but i’m only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes”
jim: “why?”
john: “morning weakness is a b-tch”
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